All this discussion of Zac Goldsmith, and his apparent lack of desire to pay the UK Taxman and Lord Goldsmith and his apparent uncertainty as to the legality of the war in Iraq, has reminded me of my visit to Goldsmith’s College 20 years ago.
It was my second choice University, but as I was very keen to study History in London I arrived at the interview in good time.
I was taken by a very large lady to a chair, placed outside the office of the Professor I was due to see for my interview.
After about 10 minutes the previous person, as I thought, came out of the interview room and said that I should go in.
Behind the desk all I could see was a copy of The Times and a rising plume of pipe smoke coming up from behind it. Thinking this would end fairly soon I just waited patiently.
After a few more minutes of pipe smoke and page turning I noticed that there were three newspapers neatly place, pointing at the candidate’s chair. They were The Guardian, The Telegraph and The Morning Star.
I divined after a few more minutes that the Professor behind the paper was not intending to stop reading his paper so I decided to pick up one of the newspapers sitting in front of me.
Having never seen a copy, let alone read a copy, of the The Morning Star before I picked it up and started reading.
After a few seconds at last came the first evidence that the man on the other side of the table even recognised my existence. He grunted, ‘why did you pick that one?’
I responded with the answer that I had never seen it before, let alone read it so I thought I would take the opportunity.
‘Hmmm,’ he said, ‘we’ll offer you two Cs, will that be OK?’ I responded it would and for the next 30 minutes we just chatted about politics, and why I had joined the SDP, not the Liberal Party.
As I didn’t take the place up I never discovered what the offer would have been if I had taken The Guardian or The Telegraph.